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Bachelor Party in Chicago

I live in an apartment right near the heart of Chicago’s premier nightclub area. Rush and division Street is well known for having the wildest college style bachelor parties Illinois. My old college roommate recently got engaged and I was nominated to be best man at his wedding. This also meant that I am the designated party concierge to ensure that he and all of our friends would have an unbelievable night on the town.

There are many gentlemen’s clubs in Chicago that will be more than happy to host a phenomenal bachelor party such as the one I was planning. It was not too long after I found out that I would be putting together an ultimate Chicago bachelor party when I found out a few days later I was getting laid off from work. My optimism was constantly tested, but never defeated. My friends and I pooled our ideas together and synergistically create a blueprint for having a frugal bachelor party.

One of the most creative ideas my friend had was to volunteer his mom to be one of the strippers. I knew we had to save money, but we were not that desperate! Sadly enough I think my friends would enjoy her more than a young stripper in her early 20s. The best idea came from my friend Jake who recommended an online stripping agency called Hunks and Babes. I immediately went online to see that they had a special offer on two girl fantasy shows.

I ordered Chelsea and Jenna who are both drop-dead gorgeous and dressed really hot. They not only teased my New York college friend, involved all the other guys at the hottest bachelor party in Chicago. Nobody was allowed to take any pictures from that event, but the memories and stories will last a lifetime. Not only do we save a lot of money boycotting expensive strip clubs in Chicago, we had a better time with the two hottest female strippers in Chicago. Thanks guys for hooking me up!

Bubba is the Best Fat Male Stripper in Chicago

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fat Chicago male stripper

Your girlfriends are having a great time at a local bar. The lights dim and the music stops and you hear a loud obnoxious knocking on the door. The door opens and reveals an angry old man with a ripped up flannel shirt, straw hat, dirty jeans with holes in it, and a brown suitcase that looks like it came from the 1950s. This old man happens to be Bubba, the long-lost boyfriend whom the bride-to-be used to date.

Bubba introduces himself to the mother of the bride as well as the mother of the groom. He is a jealous boyfriend ready to crash the perfect bachelorette party. Bubba still has to prove that he is worthy of the bachelorette’s affection, and continues to perform a striptease to win her over. Bubba’s striptease goes down in history books as the best novelty performance by a fat male stripper. He wears a slingshot thong underneath his raggedy clothes and does a great job with his theatrical performance at the ex-boyfriend.

Most fat male strippers do not go as far as Bubba does. He performs a stripper move that guys half his age dream of doing. You’re going to have to order him for next bachelorette party in Chicago to find out exactly what that entails. Novelty exotic dancers in other states wish they can follow Bubba to see what he does at his strip shows. He has been featured on Chicago morning news talk shows and bridal magazines.

The best way to use Bubba’s secret talent is to order him as a warm-up stripper for the bachelorette party. Your bride-to-be will think that you ordered him to appreciate her fiancé more. After he has finished with his performance, a second gorgeous Chicago male stripper should follow him and give the bride a performance she will never forget.

The Best Strippers Chicago Has To Offer.

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strippers Chicago

If you are having a bachelor party in Chicago, you want a night that everybody will talk about in a good way. You want all of your friends to be praising your excellent job in choosing the most beautiful Chicago female strippers for the party. There is a lot of talent within Illinois they will be willing to put on an unbelievable show for your guests. The young girls who work for Hunks and Babes for not only in excellent shape, they have gorgeous faces and know how to get an audience excited. Guys talk about special tricks that the dancer did which you may never see again in your lifetime. These are the stories are only accomplished by ordering the hottest strippers Chicago has to provide.

What you do not want is a stripper who should have thrown in the towel years ago. Most female dancers are fairly in shape, but not all of them have pretty faces. Some entertainers perform shows until the age of 45! Female strippers that are that old should perform as a novelty striptease like a fat female stripper would. There is nothing more disheartening or mood killing them expecting the most beautiful girl you’ll ever see perform tricks you can only dream of and get someone that looks like a drunken plastic surgeon operated on them. Ugly girls can make money by taking a job that involves making phone calls instead of stripping.

Being the best strippers Chicago has in town not only entails looking good, but having a great personality to match also makes them great. You can lose your interest very quickly if you’re hot stripper is not engaged with you. Hot strippers without great personalities are the same as ugly strippers who perform insanely dirty tricks. A great Chicago female stripper will have the entire package including people skills to engage the intellectual men who might not be drinking. You can only get the total package by ordering your next female exotic dancer from Hunks and Babes.

I Like Hot Chicago Men

Chicago male strippers

Chicago male strippers

The City Of Chicago is home to some of the greatest restaurants and sports teams in the nation. Our city has prominently made its niche amongst other urban metropolises. We have the Sears Tower, the Chicago Bears, the best hot dogs, and we are also home to the hottest male dancers alive. Chicago male strippers are by far the best entertainers across the country. If you think that all male strippers are alike, you are completely mistaken. The boys from Chicago know how to put on a show.

Chicago men know the importance of keeping their bodies in shape. They work out hard to make sure that their abs are defined and that their arms are strong and muscular. These boys know how to make the ladies’ hearts skip beats. They dress to impress and are always well-groomed and looking their best. Every male dancer that I have seen is the city is a perfect 10.

As a very discerning lady, I have always had a taste for the finest things in life, and I like to be entertained. I have seen male dancers in Chicago, New York, LA, and of course Vegas. I have to tell you that the Chicago male strippers are by far the best looking and the most entertaining. My friends and I book a show with them at least once a year so that we can sit back and watch a gorgeous man entertain us. Believe me when I tell you, these boys have mastered the art of entertaining.

One of the best attributes of Chicago male strippers are their personalities. They are not arrogant or cocky even though they are completely gorgeous. After your party has ended, chances are that they will stick around and have some fun with you if they do not have another show that they have to get to. If you have treated them well, they will most likely be happy to stay and pose for pictures and hang out with you and your friends.

It is also important to note that you should remember how to treat your strippers. If you want the most out of the experience, you will need to pay for it. These guys work off of tips, and if you want to see their best moves you are going to have to tip them for it. And the tipping part is one of the best parts of the whole show. You get one on one personal attention and a chance to get close to them. And I have noticed that the longer that your dollar bills last, the longer the stripper will linger past their pre-established amount of time, so make sure that you have an ample supply of tip money.

Chicago Bachelor Party

Chicago bachelor party

Chicago bachelor party

Having a bachelor party in Chicago is one of the most unforgettable experiences as long as you do not drink too much to remember it! There are dozens of strip clubs that will be more than happy to accommodate you and your guests for a private VIP party. Sometimes you can get complementary bottle service if you bring enough of your friends. Hot female waitresses will serve you all night long with a friendly smile and flirtatious attitude. If you think that hosting a Chicago bachelor party inside of a gentleman’s club is too much over-the-top, then consider ordering Chicago female strippers to perform at your friend’s house.

Getting a friend to host a bachelor party at his house is not an easy task. There is always a danger of police getting involved for being too rowdy, but the biggest concern would be the destruction of property. Dozens of over served gentlemen can be destructive to bathrooms, carpets, hardwood floors, and small household pets if the bachelor party is held indoors. The best way to trick your friend into using his home for the bachelor party is to tell him he does not have to pay for alcohol and will get free lap dances all night long from the hottest female exotic dancers Chicago has to offer.

Getting hot Chicago female strippers to show up at your bachelor party is simple. All you have to do is go online to the hunks and babes website and order hot female dancer (or dancers) from the list of photos. You can always psych out your Guest of honor by warming him up with chubby Jan who is a fat female stripper whose eye-catching dimples will be sure to make any man sick to his stomach. You can take even a more bold approach to fooling the bachelor by ordering him a Chicago male stripper to dance for him while he is blindfolded. The look on your best friend’s face after he takes off the blindfold and sees a Hotmail stripper in front of him will be priceless. You might want to order two girl fantasy show afterwords to make up for his dramatic experience.