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Chicago Exotic Dancers

In the search of the country’s best exotic dancers, we visited 11 cities and over 100 strip clubs – hey, it’s a tough job, but someone has to do it. In the process, we got a feel (pun intended) for talent, and learned that a “separate but equal” evaluation of local strippers isn’t exactly fair. In some places, the girls are better looking than the girls in others; but the best club in any city is better than mediocre club in the cities with the best strippers. So when talking about the country’s best dancers, we’re talking about the best of the best in any city. Among those, however, there are a few standouts.

Chicago exotic dancers are runner-up as the best strippers in the country. The girls were, according to our judges, in the top three cities for appearance. (Las Vegas was number one, Los Angeles and Miami were tied for number two, and Chicago is number three.) But what the talent is missing in terms of “wow” appearance it makes up for with its penchant for interactive dances, friendly conversation, and good club manners as far as offering and negotiating dances and other entertainment.

Los Vegas ranked number one overall, but that’s just because the girls at the strip clubs in Chicago aren’t as ruthlessly professional as the girls in Las Vegas, who have mastered the craft of exotic dancing in theory and in practice.

Chicago Male Strippers

There are a few reasons why you should go to your friend’s bachelorette party it is being thrown in or around the Chicago area:

1) She’s your friend! You’ve been with each other through the best of times and the worst of times. Though weddings can mark the commencement of either the best or the worst of time, bachelorette parties are celebrations of the past and of the future, for better or for worse.

2) Chicago male strippers are the hottest in the business. New York, Los Angeles, and Las Vegas have more strippers, but as a proportion of strippers to the eligible population (young males), Chicago has the fewest strippers – a testament to the audience’s selectivity and the high standards Chicagoans have for male strippers.

3) Bachelorette parties in Chicago have more to offer than hot male strippers! Chicago is one of the five best restaurant cities in the country and is sale-priced compared with other cities like Miami, New York, LA, Las Vegas, or San Francisco.

4) You’ll regret not going. You’ll definitely miss not seeing all of your friends. You’re also sure to miss out on some great food at great restaurants and great drinks at hot nightlife spots. And you’ll also miss out on fun-filled exotic dancing by America’s most talented dancers.

Chicago Female Strippers

Organizing a bachelors party is no easy task – and being best man is supposed to be an ‘honor.’ Between the expense of booze and boobs, and the difficulty of finding girls who are hot and also like to fun, you might be better off just convincing your buddy to call it off – life as a bachelor is a party on its own! If you’re smart, though, you’ll be able to live up to your title of ‘best man’ without breaking the bank.

Chicago female strippers are some of the hottest in the world, yet they’re also some of the most expensive. All of the hedge fund honchos from Citadel and the like, along with the usual constituency of corporate lawyers and mercantile millionaires, make for an expensive exotic nightlife scene, so that even if the dances aren’t super expensive, you still end up paying a fortune to whatever gentlemen’s club you’re attending, from the amount of cover charges and drinks. Thankfully, a company called HB strippers has popped into the business of helping ordinary guys find the hottest Chicago female strippers for bachelor parties or just for fun. They recruit the hottest girls from area clubs and arrange for them to go to your venue of choice – a home, a hotel, a private party room…wherever. They put together ‘packages of dances’ for the party, and then the girls make the rest of their money charging your guests for dances on an individual basis, all while you drink booze you bought at liquor store prices. This is definitely the smart way to be the best man on a budget.

Chicago Strip Clubs

Three weeks ago I had the pleasure of closing the acquisition of a chain of strip clubs in Chicago by a private equity fund headquartered in New York – a pleasure that I could bare to repeat again if I were to have the opportunity. First of all, doing due diligence for investments in strip clubs isn’t the hardest job I’ve had: thorough research has never been quite so interesting. Besides that, people in that industry definitely know how to celebrate. Our celebration was a night I can’t forget and want to remember.

It all started with some of the finest dining in the city at Charlie Trotter’s restaurant: I had a five-course menu consisting entirely of the best steak cut from Midwestern beef. (Everything you heard about the best steak coming from Chicago is absolutely true.) I was appalled and delighted at the idea of having eaten a dinner focused entirely on beef prepared in diverse ways.

From there, we headed to the entertainment part of our evening, checking out some of the best of strip clubs Chicago has to offer. The exotic dancers here were, to my very pleasant surprise, way hotter and way more … interactive … than strippers at most of the joints in New York. Though to us New Yorkers, Chicago gets a rap for being a wintry wasteland, I would definitely think of Chicago as a good place for some of the best strippers and bachelor parties.