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Gentlemens Clubs and strip clubs often have hot female strippers, topless waitresses, and female exotic dancers performing strip shows or strip teases.

Los Angeles Gentlemen’s Clubs

If you think you can just waltz into any Los Angeles gentlemen’s club and get noticed by the strippers, you are sure to be disappointed. Out of all exotic dancers in all cities, the ones at Los Angeles gentlemen’s clubs are the least likely to give up their – pride. This is true for a few reasons.

First, girls who work in Los Angeles gentlemen’s clubs work in them mostly because female strippers in Los Angeles get paid a lot more than waitresses. Since most of them are aspiring actresses or models, there will be little funny business in the champagne room – unless, of course, you’re a producer, casting director, or can convincingly convey to an actress that you are either one of these.

Secondly, Los Angeles gentlemen’s clubs run tighter security than their counterparts in other cities in other cities. This is because many clubs in the area are owned by  larger “investment groups” that have security processes; ‘extras’ have been standardized and regulated by owners or franchisees who want their businesses to be as legitimate as possible because owning a club pays so well.

Lastly, you probably aren’t going to get lucky at a Los Angeles gentlemen’s club because of the competition. Who are you, anyway? If you’re reading this, chances are that you aren’t the type of guy who can truly impress anyone with his game or his wallet.

Los Angeles Strip Clubs

If you think you can just waltz into any Los Angeles strip club and get action, you are sure to be disappointed. Out of all exotic dancers in all cities, strippers at Los Angeles strip clubs are the least likely to give it up. This is true for a few reasons.

First, girls who work in Los Angeles strip clubs work in them only because being a female stripper pays a lot better than being a waitress. Since most of the strippers in Los Angeles are aspiring actresses or models, there will be little funny business in the champagne room – unless, of course, you’re a producer, casting director, or can convincingly convey to an actress that you are either of these.

Second, Los Angeles strip clubs run tighter security than the clubs in other cities. Because many clubs in the area are owned by  larger “investment groups” security processes and ‘extras’ have been standardized and regulated by owners or franchisees who want their businesses to be as legitimate as possible because owning a club pays so well.

Lastly, you probably won’t get lucky at a Los Angeles strip club because of the high level of competition. Who are you, anyway? If you’re reading this, chances are that you aren’t the type of guy who can truly impress anyone with his game or his wallet.

New York Gentlemen’s Club

A lot of people ask me about the quality of the gentlemen’s clubs in New York. Though I would like to be glib and tell them that everything in New York is better, that’s not really the case (believe me, I’ve been to strip joints in Texas). While it is true that because of the high concentration of business and money that there are a lot of hot exotic dancers attracted to New York, gentlemen’s clubs in New York are not necessarily better for a few reasons.

First, clubs in New York usually charge a heavy cover – figure $50. This doesn’t even include a drink. While you’ll get to some great female strippers shake it, you could see strippers in Chicago shake it for a lot less at the door.

Then there’s the cost of drinks. If you were thinking of throwing a bachelor party at a New York gentlemen’s club you can forget about it: a bottle of any kind of booze will run $500+ without mixers, and without any free “extras.”

Finally there’s the cost of the actually stripping: leave your singles at home. At the high end New York gentlemen’s clubs you can only buy dances and they are absurdly expensive and very impersonal if you can’t afford to shell out hundreds of dollars.

Although New York has some of the hottest female strippers, it’s fair to say that the thing that lures them to New York – money – is also a great barrier for the average Joe to have a good time at New York strip clubs.

Las Vegas Strip Clubs

A few months ago, a friend of mine from Las Vegas asked me if I would have the ‘honor’ of being his best man for his wedding. I was flattered, for sure. But the prospect at shelling out thousands of dollars on gifts and celebrations for my best friend from high school wasn’t exactly my idea of an honor. Thankfully, I found a something online that bailed me out of potential bachelor party blues. Not being from there, finding a decent Las Vegas strip club was difficult task enough; negotiating for something I’d be able to afford was another story. This company, however, really made my life easier by setting me up with hot exotic dancers that were – in hindsight – the best deal since sliced bread.

First, they took all of the guesswork out of picking which dancers by having a series of customer testimonials about their girls – all of which said they were some of the best strippers in Las Vegas based on looks, dancing talent, and personality. Then they arrange ‘packages’ of dancers to do a variety of things, including ‘interactive’ dancing with each other and with their very willing audience participants. Last, the strippers come to a location of your choosing – in our case a suite in a hotel – letting you make and drink your own alcohol, which more than covers the slight commission the company – HB strippers – makes by matching girls up with bachelor party organizers like myself.

All things considered, I would definitely recommend using a company to find strippers if you are unfamiliar with the Las Vegas strip club scene and would like to avoid breaking the bank on your best buddy.

New York Strip Clubs

As someone who is always on the go, I don’t exactly have time for a serious relationship (strippers, yes). My career is my top priority and I make no apologies for it; I hope to retire by the time I’m 35. But I get as lonely as the next guy, so when I’m on the road, I usually make it a point to research the best gentlemen’s clubs in my destination city. When I’m there, I get all the benefits of dating a stripper without having to date anyone – a luxurious lifestyle, I assure you, if you can afford it.

I will say that, of all cities’ clubs, New York strip clubs are by far my favorite to visit when I am in need of company or relaxation. This is almost entirely due to the quality of the girls. Some of the best strippers in the world actually move to New York to be a part of that world. What’s more, as a city that makes a lot of its money from finance, there’s plenty of money to spent at strip clubs when the good old boys celebrate a deal or a bachelor party – and money attracts the “talent.”

More than just the good looks or skill of many of the dancers at the gentlemen’s clubs, there is also a vibe I get of real Americana that you don’t find on the coasts – New York, Miami, or Los Angeles. That’s because New York is grounded in the real America – the part of the country that doesn’t hold people like myself up as role models or heroes of the American dream. Instead, when I’m in New York, I’m just a Yankee looking to have a good time at a gentlemen’s club.