Sometimes holidays can get you down if you’re lonely or depressed. Fortunately for you, one of the best ways to cure the holiday blues is to order some Christmas exotic dancers. Your ugly Christmas sweater and forget the mundane holiday work party this year, because your luck is about to change. A few tips from this holiday blog will help you gleam with enough joy to deter the grumpiest of Scrooges.
You first need to relax and take time off of work. If you’re one of those people that have more vacation time left than there are days in December to take it, then this message is especially for you. Large corporations give holiday time and paid vacations because research has shown that a well-rested and happy employee is a highly productive one. Life is too short and you need to stop and smell the mistletoe.
Now that you have some time off, invite a few of your best friends over for private party. Don’t invite the whole block, family, or anyone else you don’t care to know what they think about the weather with. When you surround yourself with your best friends who are positive and like-minded, great things happen. For example, while one friend does a beer run, the other friend orders pizzas; you’re online picking the most gorgeous female exotic dancers for your Christmas party. Should you want the large breasted Natalia with the perfect tan and long dark hair, or buxom blond Shelby with an ass so big you can serve hors d’oeuvres and have room for the eggnog bowl. Now that you have the hottest strippers picked out, let’s see what they should wear.
When ordering Christmas strippers, don’t let them wear a Santa suit. It kills the mood and there is nothing sexy about Santa. Elf costumes, Mrs. Clause, or even the gingerbread girl can be sexy- just avoid Santa. Next make sure all of your buddies have plenty of dollar bills to tip the beautiful girls that are entertaining you. Consistent tipping ensures the female strippers stay longer than scheduled and perform more entertaining tricks.
For the ladies, stop being shy and order some hot male strippers this holiday season. Since bachelorette season is over, it is slow enough for you to have top pick from the available choices of amazing male exotic dancers. The other reason for ordering adult entertainment during the winter months is that you get to have the same quality entertainment that bachelorettes receive during the summer at a fraction of the price. Most male Revue shows or one guy strip shows are discounted because of the lower volume during the off-season. See you can either save money ordering your favorite male stripper or spend the same amount and get two amazing hunks.
Between Christmas shopping and holiday parties with work or family, you should squeeze in some ‘me time’ and indulge yourself with the best looking men and women in the country. Even if you want to venture on the wild side this Christmas, you can order our novelty entertainers dressed as a full figured Santa. Please don’t order him for anyone under 18! Hope you have a fun and safe holiday from Hunks and Babes staff!