I am a construction worker in Massachusetts and all my friends work just as hard as me. Because of recent economic conditions, my job is very stressful because I do not know when I will go to work again. The best way to let all my stress is to take weekend trips to downtown Boston. My coworkers and I used to just go to local bars and taverns and have a few drinks. My friend Paul suggested one night to go to local strip club in Boston and see some hot female exotic dancers for change.
Boston strip clubs offer a very plush atmosphere with friendly female Boston strippers to calm your nerves and heighten your awareness of your desire to be complemented. I know I might not be the best looking guy in Boston, but it is nice to hear that look good from the most beautiful girls I’ve ever seen. The girls at work in the strip clubs are so beautiful, they would never talk to me instead of the local taverns and my coworkers and I visit every weekend.
The brilliant idea that I came up with was to bring the strip club to my house. My wife would have a movie night with her girlfriends on the weekends for either Friday or Saturday nights I would have my friends and coworkers come over and order a few Boston babes to entertain us. Although the Red Sox can be very entertaining, nothing will make your jaw drop further than watching an interactive two girl strip show from gorgeous strippers who are inside of your own living room.
The conclusion is that this puts me in an awkward conundrum. I need to work harder so that I can make more money to pay for bills which causes stress; the stress relief is visiting strip clubs to see hot Boston strippers who make me feel better and costs money to do – so I work more hours which causes added stress. I have managed to enter myself into a Massachusetts’s construction worker life cycle they can only be broken by me either winning the lotto or becoming gay.