Pittsburgh Gentlemen’s Clubs

I had a recent birthday party at the Matrix downtown and there were many hot girls there. One of the girls I met at the bar told me that she worked at the Cricket Lounge on Baum Boulevard near UPMC Shadyside Hospital. I never had a fake ID so I am new to the strip club scene because I just turned 21. The Lounge turned out to be one of the most elite Pittsburgh gentlemen’s clubs to go to.

The first thing that came to my mind when I walk in was that I made it to heaven. Most of the girls there had enormous chests which were obviously cosmetically enhanced. I immediately gravitated towards a large collective group of men gathered around one of the most popular female strippers. After standing on my tip toes to see what the guys were gawking at, it turned out to be the girl Sasha whom I met at the bar, a.k.a. “Lady Spice”. I have seen few 38FF boobs on the Internet, but never in person. I was awestruck and mesmerized by the way she moved her body.

As time passed on, more and more of Pittsburgh’s hottest female exotic dancers emerged from the red velvet curtain creating a sensual ambience which was most welcoming. Kylie was an amazing blonde who had a really pretty face. Most of exotic dancers I have seen other strip clubs have great bodies but ugly or average faces. Kelly had a great attitude and made me feel comfortable with her because she spent time talking to me. I like her flirty style which did not have an overbearing pressure to purchase private lap dances.

I know that I do not have the most experience with visiting all of the great Pittsburgh gentlemen’s clubs, but I feel lucky to have met the hottest female strippers in Pennsylvania. I know it was only my birthday, but I hope that my bachelor party will be just as fun if not better.