La Crosse Bachelorette Party Ideas Revealed Here!
Planning a La Crosse bachelorette party is simultaneously the most fun and stressful period you can have in your lifetime. The following ideas listed here will help you augment the balance from stress to be heavily weighted on the fun side. Of course what is a hen party without infamous La Crosse strippers to perform for the guest of honor! No thong will be left undone as we dive deep into the possibilities of throwing the ultimate bachelorette party in La Crosse.
First you must ask your friends’ opinions to get some ideas for the party. You may be surprised to find out the bachelorette only wants to have a quiet dinner with friends. If this is the case, you may want to play a game where she is tied up to a chair and blindfolded. You can then have a pair of La Crosse male strippers wear a sexy cop outfit and ‘reprimand’ the party guests for being too rowdy. The guest of honor will be surprised to see a hot masculine hunk with his chiseled muscles grasping her clenched thighs and all tensions will be released. You can read your friend’s emotional reactions to the choreographed striptease and decide how long she should remain in the hot seat. If the bachelorette looks irritated or like she is not having fun, just have someone else from the group to trade places with her.
When hiring a male stripper in La Crosse, be sure to articulate your time requirements to the stripping agency especially if you have dinner plans or a limo pickup time for your guests. Then run to the bank and make sure you have enough singles for your girls to tip the dancer(s). A rough estimate is to supply 10 singles for each guest at your private party. Male exotic dancers charge extra fees for taking pictures and going fully nude, otherwise they perform down to a G string. It is worth it to take pictures during the strip show because you get to see the faces your friends make while being embarrassed by the private lap dances.
The next great idea is to prepare ahead of time by purchasing all party favors and supplies weeks before your epic La Crosse bachelorette party. Unfortunately, there are very few brick-and-mortar bachelorette party supply stores. The good news is you have unlimited availability with a plethora of penis infused paraphernalia purchasable online. This includes: penis straws, penis molds for cakes, cupcakes, and cake pops, penis confetti, cock shaped devil horns for the special guest, you get the picture. These special order items usually ship from China and can take as long as three weeks to reach you. Do not over order for the number of guests you will expect at the party because a hundred percent attendance never happens.
Another wonderful bachelorette party idea is to plan games that incorporate the bride’s last night as a single lady. You can have your guests create and color their own personal penis out of paper and then blindfold them. Spin them around and point them towards a poster of a man on the wall. The guest who pins their creatively decorated manhood to anatomically complete the picture of the man wins. It can be hilarious to see which one of your friends misses the mark.
More physical bachelorette party games can involve teamwork and skills. Before we get to the teamwork games, a simple game individuals can play involve a bunch of bananas. Have your guests race each other to see who can put a condom on the banana quickest by using only their mouth and tongue. The second runner-up can be determined by measuring how far the condom was placed down her banana. The best idea for a team orientated game involves multiple rings and a stick or bat. Guests are split up into teams of two people where one person places a stick between her legs while the other has to place rings on the stick using just her legs. Another popular bachelorette party idea that takes up a lot of time involves a deck of cards with printed instructions for the bride to perform. This is like a bachelorette scavenger hunt and can be fun to play especially in the city of La Crosse.
Another great idea to personalize a bachelorette party is to create a theme based around the quirkiness of the bride and groom. For example at the groom likes of certain superhero, you can have a Batman themed bachelorette party. Or if the bride is into dominatrix style sex, bridesmaids and guests can wear leather and purchase bondage like equipment for the honeymoon. You can even go as far as to hire some veteren La Crosse female strippers to teach pole dancing lessons. It is not for everyone so make sure everybody is physically able to perform so you can critique their performance. Most professional female exotic dancers can accommodate the crowds and teach you how to striptease for your man in the bedroom.
Hosting your hen party at a local La Crosse bar is also popular. If your friends are wild and need a sampling taste of the city’s nightlife, your best bet is to rent a trolley, limo, or party bus. Collaborate with the driver to create the ultimate itinerary and include stops meaningful to the bachelorette such as her first kiss or favorite meeting place with her groom.
The final step is to prioritize all your party ideas and incorporate a master plan. You’ll be surprised to know how many contingencies are relied upon after ‘plan A’ fails. Try not to underestimate the time it takes to perform each bachelorette party idea and schedule events too close together. Sometimes opening gifts may take two hours and the private striptease for the bachelorette may be a few minutes. Being prepared will help utilize your time more effectively and maximize the fun you and your friends will have on the bride’s special night out. One last quick tip: make sure you have fun also! Last-minute planning is stressful and reservations fill up for the hottest places to party. Don’t be afraid to make the party unique even though it may seem unusual.